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Institutional Means
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read my lips - no new hair
rarely is the question asked - is our hair falling?
the best argument in favour of hairloss is a five-minute conversation with the average bald
we hold the comb and bear the responsibility
in America anybody can become bald and I suppose it's just one of the risks you take
baldness is not reason - it is force
a fanatic is one who won't cut his hair and won't wear a wig
how can you govern a country with 246 varieties of dandruff?
a wig is stronger than a toupee
being bald means responsibility - that's why most men dread it
baldness is too good to share with just anybody
I not only use all the combs I have but all I can borrow
you are remembered for the hair you lose
when hair fall, wigs come in very handy
it is not necessary to understand hairloss to argue about it
a free society is a place where it's safe to be bald
there are no infidel wigs in our country
nothing is so admirable in politics as a sleek toupee
when the President loses hair, that means it is not illegal