Institutional Means
Armed Forces
(Department of Tonsorial Defence)
Air Barber Command
Naval Toupee Systems
Tonsorial Corps Air Station
Special Barberfare Center
Allied Special Barbers Association
Beta Force
Special Hairloss Command
Security Barbers Squadron
Civil Hairloss Enforcement Depilatory Co-operation Committee
Haidressing Operations Aviation Regiment
Special Brushing Operational Detachment
Tonsorial Forces Management Information System Command
Special Combing Units
National Depilation Agency
Thunderbarbers
North America Aerospace Wig Command
Naval Aviation Toupee Command