Barbers Online

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Help

Back to where you came from. The same text in Greek.

Help, I need a barber,
Help, not just any barber,
Help, you know I need someone, help.


When I was hairy, so much hairy than today,
I never needed anybody's wig in any way.
But now these days are gone, and I feel so insecure,
I'm gonna buy Foltene and die if that won't be the cure.


Help me if you can, my hair falls down
And I do appreciate my skull being round.
Help me, get my hair up from the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.


And now my hairdo changed in oh so many ways,
Because my barber seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so self assured,
The treatment you suggested could have got me cured.


Help me if you can, I'm losing hair
And I do appreciate my barber's chair.
Help me, and I'll never touch your hair,
Won't you please, please help me.


When I was furry, so much furry than today,
I never needed anybody's hair in any way.
But now my skull is bald, and I feel so immature
I'm gonna buy a special dye and this is just for sure.


Help me if you can, I need my hair
And I really do believe that you don't care.
Help me, for I know that you have spare,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.